Tumblring on my phone
Mom: who are you texting?
Mom: what are you doing then?
If you’re ever upset about how your dating life is going, just remember that my first date was in the seventh grade and the only reason the girl went was because she was secretly a lesbian and had a crush on my mom
"stop thinking about it" wow thank u I am cured u should write a book
me at the zoo: where are the dragons
The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.
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Anonymous asked: how the heck did you get so many followers?
there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night
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still wondering how they made this movie
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are you fucking kidding me
Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.
Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing
They cause die
Me. Thats me.
Motherfucker you wanna play
IT GOT BETTER
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life