truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again
let that sink in
did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING
Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs.
I guess he’s just Mr Kr now
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food